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North Pole Riot Squad

from Sombertown's Most Wanted E​.​P. by Missile Toads

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    Limited Edition 7" E.P. pressed on Snow White Vinyl and strictly limited to 500 copies by the wonderful folks at Rebel Sound Music. The Missile Toads take well known punk songs and transform them into Xmas songs before your very ears. This release contains Xmas versions of The Hanson Brothers, Screaming Sneakers and The Wretched Ones plus one original called North Pole Riot Squad.

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A Missile Toad Original. The songs documents recent police brutality incidents against the elves at the North Pole!

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Late at night elves stay at home
No one dares go out alone
But one brave soul, drunk on nog
Ventures out to use the bog

A shout rings out in the cold still air
"Oi, what you doing there?"
But he answers way too slow
He's left bleeding in the snow

Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot
Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot
Oh, it's the North Pole Riot Squad

Quitting time at the factories
The elves rush home to their families
But for some the bus is late
Now they will meet a terrible fate

A shout rings out in the cold still air
"Oi, what you doing there?"
But they answer way too slow
They're left bleeding in the snow

Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot
Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot
Oh, it's the North Pole Riot Squad

A troubled elf in lots of pain
She's strung out on candy canes
Stumbling down the back alleys
She trips and falls to her knees

A shout rings out in the cold still air
"Oi, what you doing there?"
But she answers way too slow
She's left bleeding in the snow

Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot
Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot
Oh, it's the North Pole Riot,
No, it's the North Pole Riot,
Ho, it's the North Pole Riot Squad

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from Sombertown's Most Wanted E​.​P., released December 1, 2016

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