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Sombertown's Most Wanted
02:20
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They showed my story on TV
Elves named Kringle raised a baby
Used to make toys for the king
Restore the family name is my thing
Sombertown's most wanted, their coming after me
Sombertown's most wanted, bringing me to my knees
It all started when I brought them toys
Bergermeister was really annoyed
What he did next was really a sin
He punished all the little children
Sombertown's most wanted, their coming after me
Sombertown's most wanted, bringing me to my knees
I can travel only by night
Down the chimney, stay out of sight
Wear a disguise so no one can tell
All because the Bergermeister fell
Sombertown's most wanted, their coming after me
Sombertown's most wanted, their coming after me
Sombertown's most wanted, their coming after me
Sombertown's most wanted, they brought me to my knees
Sombertown's most wanted, bringing me to my knee
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Selfish Ways
02:34
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There are homeless living on the street
Cardboard boxes and a vent for heat
Looking through trashcans for food to eat
Begging for handouts at shopper's feet
In the selfish days, the selfish ways of our lives
There are selfish people within our lives
They believe only the strong survive
See no evil every single day
Selfish people teaching selfish ways
But you don't see their sorrow
They can barely live today
For them it's the same tomorrow
But for you it will be Christmas holiday
But for you it will be Christmas holiday
There are selfish people within our lives
They believe only the strong survive
See no evil every single day
Selfish people teaching selfish ways
But you don't see their sorrow
They can barely live today
For them it's the same tomorrow
But for you it will be Christmas holiday
But for you it will be Christmas holiday
But for you it will be Christmas holiday
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Hello out there, I do declare it's driedel night tonight
The tension grows, the Menorah glows
The players are as cool as ice
Bubby spins, the others players grin, the driedel lands on its side
Someone roars, Bubby scores at the good ole driedel game.
Oh, the good ol' driedel game, it's the best game you can name
And the best game you can name is the good ol' driedel game
Second game more of the same
Where players dash with spins of flash, Bubby trails behind
When he spins the top, it goes bursting up and down in a line
It spins with ease, like bumble bees, it drops like a burning flame
We see it slide onto it's side, who will win this driedel game?
Oh, the good ol' driedel game, it's the best game you can name
And the best game you can name is the good ol' driedel game
Third game, last night of Hanukkah too
Oh take me where the driedel players spins are all heartfelt
And the ante cup is all filled up for the champ to win the gelt
Now the final stop for the driedel top and one gigantic scream
The driedel's nun, Bubbys won at the good ol' driedel game
Oh, the good ol' driedel game, it's the best game you can name
And the best game you can name is the good ol' driedel game
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North Pole Riot Squad
02:44
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Late at night elves stay at home
No one dares go out alone
But one brave soul, drunk on nog
Ventures out to use the bog
A shout rings out in the cold still air
"Oi, what you doing there?"
But he answers way too slow
He's left bleeding in the snow
Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot
Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot
Oh, it's the North Pole Riot Squad
Quitting time at the factories
The elves rush home to their families
But for some the bus is late
Now they will meet a terrible fate
A shout rings out in the cold still air
"Oi, what you doing there?"
But they answer way too slow
They're left bleeding in the snow
Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot
Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot
Oh, it's the North Pole Riot Squad
A troubled elf in lots of pain
She's strung out on candy canes
Stumbling down the back alleys
She trips and falls to her knees
A shout rings out in the cold still air
"Oi, what you doing there?"
But she answers way too slow
She's left bleeding in the snow
Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot
Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot
Oh, it's the North Pole Riot,
No, it's the North Pole Riot,
Ho, it's the North Pole Riot Squad
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