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Sombertown's Most Wanted E​.​P.

by Missile Toads

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    Limited Edition 7" E.P. pressed on Snow White Vinyl and strictly limited to 500 copies by the wonderful folks at Rebel Sound Music. The Missile Toads take well known punk songs and transform them into Xmas songs before your very ears. This release contains Xmas versions of The Hanson Brothers, Screaming Sneakers and The Wretched Ones plus one original called North Pole Riot Squad.

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1.
They showed my story on TV Elves named Kringle raised a baby Used to make toys for the king Restore the family name is my thing Sombertown's most wanted, their coming after me Sombertown's most wanted, bringing me to my knees It all started when I brought them toys Bergermeister was really annoyed What he did next was really a sin He punished all the little children Sombertown's most wanted, their coming after me Sombertown's most wanted, bringing me to my knees I can travel only by night Down the chimney, stay out of sight Wear a disguise so no one can tell All because the Bergermeister fell Sombertown's most wanted, their coming after me Sombertown's most wanted, their coming after me Sombertown's most wanted, their coming after me Sombertown's most wanted, they brought me to my knees Sombertown's most wanted, bringing me to my knee
2.
Selfish Ways 02:34
There are homeless living on the street Cardboard boxes and a vent for heat Looking through trashcans for food to eat Begging for handouts at shopper's feet In the selfish days, the selfish ways of our lives There are selfish people within our lives They believe only the strong survive See no evil every single day Selfish people teaching selfish ways But you don't see their sorrow They can barely live today For them it's the same tomorrow But for you it will be Christmas holiday But for you it will be Christmas holiday There are selfish people within our lives They believe only the strong survive See no evil every single day Selfish people teaching selfish ways But you don't see their sorrow They can barely live today For them it's the same tomorrow But for you it will be Christmas holiday But for you it will be Christmas holiday But for you it will be Christmas holiday
3.
Hello out there, I do declare it's driedel night tonight The tension grows, the Menorah glows The players are as cool as ice Bubby spins, the others players grin, the driedel lands on its side Someone roars, Bubby scores at the good ole driedel game. Oh, the good ol' driedel game, it's the best game you can name And the best game you can name is the good ol' driedel game Second game more of the same Where players dash with spins of flash, Bubby trails behind When he spins the top, it goes bursting up and down in a line It spins with ease, like bumble bees, it drops like a burning flame We see it slide onto it's side, who will win this driedel game? Oh, the good ol' driedel game, it's the best game you can name And the best game you can name is the good ol' driedel game Third game, last night of Hanukkah too Oh take me where the driedel players spins are all heartfelt And the ante cup is all filled up for the champ to win the gelt Now the final stop for the driedel top and one gigantic scream The driedel's nun, Bubbys won at the good ol' driedel game Oh, the good ol' driedel game, it's the best game you can name And the best game you can name is the good ol' driedel game
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Late at night elves stay at home No one dares go out alone But one brave soul, drunk on nog Ventures out to use the bog A shout rings out in the cold still air "Oi, what you doing there?" But he answers way too slow He's left bleeding in the snow Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot Oh, it's the North Pole Riot Squad Quitting time at the factories The elves rush home to their families But for some the bus is late Now they will meet a terrible fate A shout rings out in the cold still air "Oi, what you doing there?" But they answer way too slow They're left bleeding in the snow Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot Oh, it's the North Pole Riot Squad A troubled elf in lots of pain She's strung out on candy canes Stumbling down the back alleys She trips and falls to her knees A shout rings out in the cold still air "Oi, what you doing there?" But she answers way too slow She's left bleeding in the snow Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot Ho Ho Ho here comes the riot Oh, it's the North Pole Riot, No, it's the North Pole Riot, Ho, it's the North Pole Riot Squad

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released December 1, 2016

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